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- Macular degeneration. Didn't see that coming.
- Made a mess. Cleaned it up.
- Made costly mistakes, learned valuable lessons.
- Made labor-saving software: thousands unemployed.
- Made some good choices, got lucky.
- Man of the world=alien immigrant.
- Man, slightly disgruntled, may throw poo.
- Many risky mistakes, very few regrets.
- Marked time till 55, reborn thereafter.
- Maybe you had to be there.
- Me: consistently avoiding death since 1978!
- Me: fully reformed and halfway happy.
- Memory was my drug of choice.
- Met jesus early, then ran fast.
- Met lots of crazy famous people.
- Middle of seven made me me.
- Midlife crisis uncovers queer intellectual's talent.
- Missed Halley's Comet. Miss virginity, too.
- Mistakenly kills kitten. Fears anything delicate.
- Mistook streetlight for the moon. Climbed.
- Mixed-blood. I'm America's future.
- Mmm, tea. So stereotypical. Rule Britannia!
- Mojo search resumes, impossible flowers bloom.
- Mom died, Dad screwed us over.
- Mom left. Returned! Left. Reconciliation! Cancer.
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- Mom, Dad have dementia. Got gun?
- Mom, sorry I moved to US.
- Mommy killed herelf. I tried. Lived.
- More than yesterday, less than tomorrow.
- Most successful accomplishments based on spite.
- Most Turkish Kurd, most Kurdish Turk.
- Mostly waited for the big stuff.
- Moved to SF. Geek, not gay.
- Multiple miscarriages. Cousin will carry baby.
- My ancestors were accented cow herders.
- My baby's name was Sydney Jane.
- My computer screen tells it all.
- My daughter's baby, inconvenient and incredible.
- My dears, I miss you so.
- My family did not kill me.
- My family is overflowing with therapists.
- My first concert, Zappa. Explains everything.
- My heart is deaf, head dumb.
- My life is a beautiful accident.
- My life is just like yours.
- My life, in Mexico, is strange.
- My Life's a Bunch of Almosts!
- My penultimate act is to imbibe.
- My reach always exceeds my grasp.
- My spiritual path is 100 proof.
- My wife made me do it.
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