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- Afraid of becoming like my mother.
- Age eleven: became a middle child.
- Baptist Mom. Jewish Dad. Atheist. Surprised?
- Became my mother. Please shoot me.
- Big, little sister, stuck in middle.
- Chemistry? No. Law? No. Motherhood? Yes!
- Crappy parents killed my self esteem.
- Dad wore leather pants in Reno.
- Does my biological mother cry sometimes?
- Father, son, both hit by cars.
- Four children in four decades; whew!
- Go find your father; my life.
- Have teenage son, I need drugs.
- I answer to the name, Mom.
- I closely resemble my uncle Fred.
- I was the only planned sibling.
- Last words, our daughter, too soon.
- Lost ten years to Daddy problems.
- Love my kids, Adore my horses.
- Middle of seven made me me.
- Mom died, Dad screwed us over.
- Mom left. Returned! Left. Reconciliation! Cancer.
- Mom, Dad have dementia. Got gun?
- Mommy killed herelf. I tried. Lived.
- My baby's name was Sydney Jane.
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- My family did not kill me.
- My family is overflowing with therapists.
- NEVER WANTED KIDS; BLESSED WITH THREE.
- Nobel dad; tough act to follow!
- Older orphan, creates family with friends.
- Overjoyed I'm not like my sister.
- Political stance makes my family crazy.
- Screw cleaning. I have twin boys.
- Sweet wife, good sons--I'm rich.
- This is aggression in pink, Mom.
- Torrential tryst. Terrible twins. Tied tubes.
- Tragic childhood can lead to wisdom.
- Trains, planes, thumb; then children come.
- twin girls, double dates, husbands' confused.
- Two boys, my life, conquering Autism.
- Was father, boys died, still sad.
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