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- A new memoir every five years.
- Adolescence, internet, internet, internet, internet, death.
- All night phone calls complete me.
- Almost a victim of my family.
- Anything's possible with an extension cord.
- A sundress will solve life's woes.
- Being a monk stunk. Better gay.
- Born free, but lost my country.
- Carbohydrates call my name every day.
- Catholic girl. Jersey. It's all true.
- Catholic school backfired. Sin is in!
- Climbing, porn, crack, and science. Still bored.
- Discovered moral code via Judy Blume.
- Finishing master's, no direction, overwhelming debt.
- Followed white rabbit. Became black sheep.
- Good, evil use the same font.
- I am awfully bored at work.
- I am medicated, how are you?
- I don't nibble. I bite. Hard.
- I imaged more than office jobs.
- I like big butts, can't lie.
- I still make coffee for two.
- I'm my mother and I'm fine.
- If there's more, I want it.
- In a Manolo world, I'm Keds.
- In and out of hot water.
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- It got better after middle age.
- It was embarrassing, so don't ask.
- Left house one day for cigarettes.
- Little bit Lucy, tempered by Ethel.
- Lived in moment until moment sucked.
- Man, slightly disgruntled, may throw poo.
- My life is a beautiful accident.
- My spiritual path is 100 proof.
- Near death experiences are my forte.
- Next time—better parents, better hair.
- Not a good Christian, but trying.
- Not quite what I was planning…
- Oh, to have just one puff!
- One tooth, one cavity, life's hard.
- Partied a ton, then had kids.
- Savior complex makes for many disappointments.
- Should have used condom that time.
- Slightly psychotic, but in a good way.
- Some collect coins, I collect diplomas.
- Stoned. Boned. Where am I now?
- Take a left turn, then fly.
- The freaks, they always find me.
- The psychic said I’d be richer.
- The shit invariably hits the fan.
- Tombstone won't say "had health insurance"
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